Whats happened to page 15 of the manual?

Look, er, I've got to go - there's a Lodge meeting. We can park this overnight. See you all tomorrow. Ciao!

OK, how about some for Farmers?

"Yeah... the inspectors from the government came round, and told me I had to kill all my cattle and burn them... So, I thought, why not have a really big barbecue and invite everyone?"

No, I'm not going in there! The cows might get me!