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Celebrities are everywhere, but not all press is good press - you wouldn't want Anthea Turner at your housewarming, would you? How would you instruct her PR to stop her from appearing at your door with a bottle of Blue Nun? Rhyming, alliterative and cunning punning ways to stop celebrities turning up at your do, please.
Winning Move is Cancel Mansell.
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Greg Dyke? On yer bike!
The artist formerly known as Prince... How are you spelling that?
[Apologies to Sierra Mike] Monica Lewinsky? Close, but no cigar.
The Wright Brothers? Buzz off!
Serena Williams? New balls, please...
Tony Blair - Hey, y'know, let me say this, like, piss off, vicar.
[Botherer] surely you mean Renee Richards?
[Softers] That one somehow passed under my gaydar...

Sorry sorry sorry...

Bill Bryson? Nice try, son.
Janet Street-Porter? I don't think you oughta.
Whitney Houston? We have a problem.
Ooops, sorry, too bold.
Kim, be dim - sorry, couldn't stop myself there
Armando Ianucci - Too whiny, too pushy.
Willie Rushton - a dead loss (I wish he hadn't rushed off)
Willie Nelson, get back on the road again.
And before he gets too far down the road, can someone cancel Mansell?
*shouts, screams generally goes wild for penelope*
I just want a quiet night in!
Terry Waite? Too late!
Amy Winehouse? No wine in this house!
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