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Celebrities are everywhere, but not all press is good press - you wouldn't want Anthea Turner at your housewarming, would you? How would you instruct her PR to stop her from appearing at your door with a bottle of Blue Nun? Rhyming, alliterative and cunning punning ways to stop celebrities turning up at your do, please.
Winning Move is Cancel Mansell.
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Tony Blair - Hey, y'know, let me say this, like, piss off, vicar.
[Botherer] surely you mean Renee Richards?
[Softers] That one somehow passed under my gaydar...

Sorry sorry sorry...


Bill Bryson? Nice try, son.
Janet Street-Porter? I don't think you oughta.
Whitney Houston? We have a problem.
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