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Celebrities are everywhere, but not all press is good press - you wouldn't want Anthea Turner at your housewarming, would you? How would you instruct her PR to stop her from appearing at your door with a bottle of Blue Nun? Rhyming, alliterative and cunning punning ways to stop celebrities turning up at your do, please.
Winning Move is Cancel Mansell.
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Nicholas Parsons - a deviation too far.
Eamon Andrews - not on your life.
Alexander Graham Bell - Don't ring us, we'll ring you.
Bruce Forsyth - Bad to see you... To see you, bad.
Monica Lewenski - You Suck!
Steve Davis - No, not by a long chalk. (SM) V. good!
Graham Taylor - do I not like you!
Heinz Guderian - make tracks!
Looks like I killed the game, so Sierra Mike - take a hike
Getting personal :-) Rosie - don't be dozey!
(Calling up the Instant Rebuttal Unit) Phil - I've had my fill.
Peter Snow - go!
Hughie Green? Don't bother knocking (and I mean that most sincerely folks, I really do).
David Frost - Hello, good evening and you're not welcome.
Take off, Hasselhoff representin' for the States
The Likely Lads? Not likely.
John Cleese - Oh, please! What a cantankerous old fart he's turned into, sadly.
Jim Bowen? Here's your BFH.
See ya Aaliyah.
Bye bye, McFly.
Greg Dyke? On yer bike!
The artist formerly known as Prince... How are you spelling that?
[Apologies to Sierra Mike] Monica Lewinsky? Close, but no cigar.
The Wright Brothers? Buzz off!
Serena Williams? New balls, please...
Tony Blair - Hey, y'know, let me say this, like, piss off, vicar.
[Botherer] surely you mean Renee Richards?
[Softers] That one somehow passed under my gaydar...

Sorry sorry sorry...

Bill Bryson? Nice try, son.
Janet Street-Porter? I don't think you oughta.
Whitney Houston? We have a problem.
Ooops, sorry, too bold.
Kim, be dim - sorry, couldn't stop myself there
Armando Ianucci - Too whiny, too pushy.
Willie Rushton - a dead loss (I wish he hadn't rushed off)
Willie Nelson, get back on the road again.
And before he gets too far down the road, can someone cancel Mansell?
*shouts, screams generally goes wild for penelope*
I just want a quiet night in!
Terry Waite? Too late!
Amy Winehouse? No wine in this house!
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