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rab's new gaff
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This new place needs a little something, while rab has nipped out to sort out the solicitors call in and drop off your gifts.
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A nice door to keep people out. Well, those not bearing gifts of course.
And, of course, those bearing gifts will eventually need to use this handy egress. Here's a sign pointing out the way to it.
To maintain the Peter Andre six pack he will need this fitness DVD.
This goat will take care of all of his recycling needs, well, most of them. I'll just tether it to this armchair, here.
And a harem to keep him occupied in the evenings.
He'll soon get bored with the harem, so here is an ironing board . That'll keep him entertained.
A jukebox at home would certainly be nice to while away the time on rainy weekends indoors.
He can accompany it on this klezmer.
So he can save a bit of cash, here's a loom he can use to make his own wooly suits, shades of the Good Life.
A mangle is always handy.
A bit of play after all that work, I'll pop this Noddy playset by the bed.
To help with the feng shui and determine the most auspicious place to meditate, a handy ommeter.
He doesn't have a Potato Peeler? How does he make peels?
A Queen CD will privide him some musical diversion while he's peeling those potatoes.
This ripsaw will be useful to help him fit that door he got earlier.
A sunshade, to cope with Edinburgh's tropical summers.
If it's Edinburgh we're talking about, surely a nice tartan kilt is in order.
This large remnant of "luxury" underlay will give rab's bedroom carpet that extra feel of softness and quality. And it's only £4.99 per square yard!
I brought a venus flytrap to keep the spiders down. You can just put it anywhere.
A tame will o' the wisp as a reminder of the transience of all things, even a new apartment.
A xeriscaped terrarium for rab to exhibit his exotic Saharan cactus collection.
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