[Softers] I believe it's a top floor flat. Just drop the birdbath out of the window - it'll look great wherever it lands. Instead, try arranging this cricket screen somewhere unobtrusive.

A nice door to keep people out. Well, those not bearing gifts of course.

And, of course, those bearing gifts will eventually need to use this handy egress. Here's a sign pointing out the way to it.

To maintain the Peter Andre six pack he will need this fitness DVD.

This goat will take care of all of his recycling needs, well, most of them. I'll just tether it to this armchair, here.