A nice concrete Birdbath would look nice on the patio

[Softers] I believe it's a top floor flat. Just drop the birdbath out of the window - it'll look great wherever it lands. Instead, try arranging this cricket screen somewhere unobtrusive.

A nice door to keep people out. Well, those not bearing gifts of course.

And, of course, those bearing gifts will eventually need to use this handy egress. Here's a sign pointing out the way to it.

To maintain the Peter Andre six pack he will need this fitness DVD.