mc5 - Around the Python Laugh-in

Mrs Shazam's son

Oh, mother, don't be so Sentimental. Things explode every day.

Mrs Shazam

Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn't really like her that much.

Narrator

Now then now then...this is getting rather silly. Let's carry on with the game now!

The Knights Who Say "Harrow and Wealdstone"

Harrow and Wealdstone

I Say, Porter!

Well it's spelt 'Raymond Luxury Yach--t' but it's pronounced 'throatwobbLad brokeGrove'.

Pave

Oh Kings Cross

Pave

Oh Kings Cross, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society?

Irouléguy

'ere, squire, your wife, your wife - does she ever go to Southfields, know what I mean, know what I mean, eh, eh?"

The other narrator

And now for something completely Debden

I Say, Porter!

... does anyone fancy a pint?

Chalky

Aaargh ... that be a WOMAN'S question.

Kim

Leicester Square. That's where I took out my appendix.

Ed Winchester

Hi! I'm Ed Winchester!

I Say, Porter!

He's down in the cells now, we're holding him on a charge of 'grievous bodily odour'.

I Say, Porter!

It's a far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts, three and in...

Chalky

Fockcosters declaring Pismronounciation for 3 moves

I Say, Porter!

Marble Arse

Pave

Arsefull Oh you naughty lad!

Tuj

Ladies, gentlemen and knights of the realm, may I present without further needle-nardle-noo a small dishevelled child.
*sound effect: heave, splash*
"He's fallen in the Canada Water"

I Say, Porter!

White BITTY!

I Say, Porter!

... I'm afraid that I was very, very drunk...

I Say, Porter!

Naaah, fork 'andles. 'Andles f' forks.

Pave

'ave you got any "O"-vals?

Botherer

Yes you did! You invaded Poplar!

I Say, Porter!

So that's one sack of coke, two King's Cross, one pair of pink boobs, and a large bare lady on the house.