Is everyone here for the editorial meeting? Ok, good. Heavy news week this week, so only the best stories are going to get space. We'll start with Cheddar Headlines. Ten words max, and the headline can be self-explanatory as in 'The Independent', or horrendously convoluted, as in, erm, The Cheesy Headline Game. Once the headline is finished, I'd like a few words containing the story in a news style, please. Subs, clear your desks, and let's get the presses rolling. Spike it once we reach the usual back page move.
There was controversy again at the end of last night's X Furrow as one of the favourites Duster Lustre was voted off and sent home by the casting vote of judge Keenan Gareth who let through his own tractor Butter Bird. In retaliation for last weeks sillage incident outside Mornington Crescent, Duster Lustre's mentor Simple Cowbell released several wombats among the audience. Simple insisted that Duster was the better tractor in appearance and style and could pull Keenan's Bird anytime.