Is everyone here for the editorial meeting? Ok, good. Heavy news week this week, so only the best stories are going to get space. We'll start with Cheddar Headlines. Ten words max, and the headline can be self-explanatory as in 'The Independent', or horrendously convoluted, as in, erm, The Cheesy Headline Game. Once the headline is finished, I'd like a few words containing the story in a news style, please. Subs, clear your desks, and let's get the presses rolling. Spike it once we reach the usual back page move.
Woman Finds Vision Of Jesus On Meat Pie Anchorage, Alaska -- Bidding is now over $700 for a pie that some say has a vision of Jesus Christ on it. The Jones family that owns it says they found it on Easter and it was too good to eat, so they put the blessed pastry in a shrine in there garage bult specially for it. During an interview with Mrs. jones the facts are revealed: “ well it was Easter morning and I was flipping pastries john was at the table, and after flipping the pasrty I saw that it was burnt in the shape of a face, so I screamed and my husband jumped up and said its jesus in our frying pan! We were so glad to have received such a revalation that we walked through our neiboorhood visiting every house and letting them see our divine pastery. Its been three weeks since the incident and we still have it , jesus is starting to mould but we don’t think it right to desecrate the face of god”that concludes the news flash for today tune in next time for U.S nightly news.