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The Cheesy Headline Game
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Is everyone here for the editorial meeting? Ok, good. Heavy news week this week, so only the best stories are going to get space. We'll start with Cheddar Headlines. Ten words max, and the headline can be self-explanatory as in 'The Independent', or horrendously convoluted, as in, erm, The Cheesy Headline Game. Once the headline is finished, I'd like a few words containing the story in a news style, please. Subs, clear your desks, and let's get the presses rolling. Spike it once we reach the usual back page move.
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DOWNING
COLLEGE
GROUNDS
Cambridge, UK
Minister of Wassailing, John Probe, was detained by British Special Service agents Sunday at Downing College and was charged with disseminating classified government information. Witnesses at the scene reported Probe was speaking to a gathered group of students about a military experiment codnamed "Project: WC", rumored to be the next generation in advanced toiletry science. Probe's lawyers were unreachable for comment.
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