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Hmm. Please read that as 'whilst I was lying on a trolley'. Thanks.
(on a similar theme) You're still here, Mr Nights? Thought you were, uhm, oh well, you're here now.
Yes, your toe does look a bit swollen. Let's see if we can get to the root cause: were you sexually abused as a child? Think hard, you may have fogotten.
Oh, goodness! We'll take care of that right away - wait... you're NOT here for facial reconstructive surgery?
It'll just be a few moments, Mr. Smith. Soon, when you're done with the EKG and EEG, the MD who does the CAT (he's also an FRCP), and the RN from PET will be with you STAT. That's if the LNP has already come back from MRI with the test report, and your PA, SGOT, TAT, Ca, Na and K values have been obtained from PATH, your joint flexibility has been evaluated by the DO and the PharmD has evaluated the possible drug interactions between your PAS capsule and the APC tablets.
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