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Does your head go right to the top of that hat?
On my word as a gent *hiccle* a gent *hiccle* man I hoin't been *hic* droinking orifice *hic* sir. In fact I am suffering such an orful deficit of the subshtituance I am *hic* halu *hic* halu *hic* inating and being convinced I am having sunstroke I am embracing this mirage in my dieing moments by confishcuing this camel to deliver me to the oasis. *hic*
Oink
Chill, man.
Want a toke on this?
You've left your engine running. And your mobile's just gone off.
Sieg Heil!
Haven't you got murderers to catch, plod?
Bet you can't catch me!
"YUO SPUTID FUTHERMOCKING ASHSOLE MROON !!!"
"OK, I'll race you for it. First to Exit 17 wins."
Has anyone told you that you're the spitting image f Mr. Plod the policeman in the "Noddy" books?
"Love the uniform. Can you sing?"
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