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I only had tee martoonis, ossifer - really!
Come on, get to the point; I'm dying for a piss.
Ooh, fancy that, officer! Aren't you the same cop who had vice squad duty last week and booked me for solicitation?
Now , now! You wouldn't ticket a poor disabled person, would you? I'm colour blind, you see. Red light, green light... makes no difference whatsoever to me.
As far as I was concerned the light was green. You say it was red. Well, that's a relativistic approach velocity for you. Nothing wrong in that, is there?
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