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World's Worsest
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Start with World's Worst Chat Up Lines, till it wears out then start a new topic.
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(Said by a 68 year old driver to a 25 year old policeman) Good God, are they letting teenagers be policemen these days?
"My licence is in the plastic pouch at the front, officer, the twenty quid is in the zipped bit at the back."
"psssssst! Ever DID IT in the backseat of a patrol car?" *[wink] * [wink]*"
I only had tee martoonis, ossifer - really!
Come on, get to the point; I'm dying for a piss.
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