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World's Worsest
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Start with World's Worst Chat Up Lines, till it wears out then start a new topic.
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If you don't mind, I'll just peek in from the door. I can't set foot in these places ever since I signed a pact in blood with a tall dark stranger. BTW, do you know you've got half a dozen demons perched on your head and shoulders right now?
"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!" Whewwwww!!! I'm glad I didn't let that one go at the dinner table......erm......I mean Hallalujah brothers and sisters, the daemons have been purged! Amen!
"Have you ever been to a Harvester before?"
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Worst Thing To Say To A Policeman Who's Just Pulled You Over

Officer, I know I've done wrong! It's this mascara with this foundation, isn't it? What can I say? It was all I had in the house! If I could only have gone a little faster I could have made it to the Avon shop before you caught me!
(Said by a 68 year old driver to a 25 year old policeman) Good God, are they letting teenagers be policemen these days?
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