mc5 - World's Worsest

RedSnapper

Those were some neat names you thought up for that story you told. Shadrach...Meshach...Abednago...Nebuchadnezzzar. I'll use them as characters the next time I play Dungeons and Dragons.

Ol' Redrum n Riot

"Hey everybody, wanna see my head rotate 360 degrees?"

Falstaff

Rattlesnakes! Rattlesnakes for the true believers! Everybody, gather round, get your Rattlesnakes here! Don't be shy sister, jes' reach your hand waaaaay down deep in the bag, that be whar the jedgemental ones are........"

Projoy

(at the Salvation Army) Lovely brass playing, you boys. Who's coming for a drink?

Lord Blue-Glass

Tell me something, Father. Menacing pause Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?

irach

I'm sure I've seen you before, Father. Weren't you the padre in The Exorcist?

Botherer

So, are they called alter boys because of the effect you have on them?

Toga

"ORGY!!!!!!"

Raak

Wow, you really do have effigies of the Founder being tortured to death! Just think of the mana the high priests must have got out of that! I can practically feel it radiating from the crucifix!

Breadmaster

So you're a cleric, are you? How many more XP do you need before you can Heal Serious Wounds?

irach

I really think cheese would be a better combination with the sacramental wine than those dry wafers. Can't you petition the Pope? A nice Brie or Edam, perhaps? Or if it must be Italian, some aged Parmigiano Reggiano would do quite nicely.