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So, are they called alter boys because of the effect you have on them?
"ORGY!!!!!!"
Wow, you really do have effigies of the Founder being tortured to death! Just think of the mana the high priests must have got out of that! I can practically feel it radiating from the crucifix!
So you're a cleric, are you? How many more XP do you need before you can Heal Serious Wounds?
I really think cheese would be a better combination with the sacramental wine than those dry wafers. Can't you petition the Pope? A nice Brie or Edam, perhaps? Or if it must be Italian, some aged Parmigiano Reggiano would do quite nicely.
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