mc5 - World's Worsest

Drew

Okay, I understand the 'conception' part. But what this about 'immaculate'? Does that mean they didn't get it all over the sheets?

RedSnapper

Was that archangel you talked about any relation of Peter Gabriel?

irach

The organ recital of Ave Maria was nice of course, but I do enjoy it so much more when it's played on the mouth organ

Breadmaster

Pooh, it stinks in here! You're not meant to burn pot pourri, you know!

RedSnapper

Those were some neat names you thought up for that story you told. Shadrach...Meshach...Abednago...Nebuchadnezzzar. I'll use them as characters the next time I play Dungeons and Dragons.

Ol' Redrum n Riot

"Hey everybody, wanna see my head rotate 360 degrees?"

Falstaff

Rattlesnakes! Rattlesnakes for the true believers! Everybody, gather round, get your Rattlesnakes here! Don't be shy sister, jes' reach your hand waaaaay down deep in the bag, that be whar the jedgemental ones are........"

Projoy

(at the Salvation Army) Lovely brass playing, you boys. Who's coming for a drink?

Lord Blue-Glass

Tell me something, Father. Menacing pause Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?

irach

I'm sure I've seen you before, Father. Weren't you the padre in The Exorcist?

Botherer

So, are they called alter boys because of the effect you have on them?

Toga

"ORGY!!!!!!"

Raak

Wow, you really do have effigies of the Founder being tortured to death! Just think of the mana the high priests must have got out of that! I can practically feel it radiating from the crucifix!