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It was so nice and thoughtful of you to pass me that dish with all the money in it during the service. It will make a most wonderful addition to my coin and banknote collection back home in Thailand.
"Erm.... s'cuse me parson, I don't mean to be interruptive of your indoctrination of us miserable sinners but your sermon has been a grueling one up to the moment and a man builds a thirst sitting here made to sweat like dear Ol' Job in these dusty pews. Could we maybe have a short intermission and you have them pretty choir girls pass out the libations!"
...allow me end that with a ? before someone points out the error of me ways. ~falstaff
(In a Scottish Kirk) Is there going to be much more of this? The Celtic match starts at 3.
Umm.., Father, could you please settle an issue for us? My friend Tom here and I have a bet going on whether priests wear anything under their frocks. I was right about, and won our last bet on Scotsmen and kilts.
Bit gloomy, but at least it does live music.
Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Okay, I understand the 'conception' part. But what this about 'immaculate'? Does that mean they didn't get it all over the sheets?
Was that archangel you talked about any relation of Peter Gabriel?
The organ recital of Ave Maria was nice of course, but I do enjoy it so much more when it's played on the mouth organ
Pooh, it stinks in here! You're not meant to burn pot pourri, you know!
Those were some neat names you thought up for that story you told. Shadrach...Meshach...Abednago...Nebuchadnezzzar. I'll use them as characters the next time I play Dungeons and Dragons.
"Hey everybody, wanna see my head rotate 360 degrees?"
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