mc5 - World's Worsest

Can I go and play with Quasimodo in the belfry?

You look tired - take a pew.

Effable

Who on earth did the decorating in here? Those window treatments ... ugh!

[In a mosque] Stoning any adulterers today?

How exactly does immaculate conception work?

Rosie

What's the birdbath for?

Dujon

I like the sculpture of the diver.

Drew

I like those cushions you kneel on; my wife uses one of those at home...

This place must have cost a packet, I can see your church doesn't believe in that namby-pamby give-all-that-one-hath-to-the-poor nonsense.

Personally I prefer Scandinavian Death Metal. Have you got a light?

You say that's the blood of Christ in that chalise? Is this a church or Dracula's castle?

You must let me contribute something to your organ refurbishment fund! Mm? Tuned last week?

Nah, I wouldn't want to join any religion that would have me as a member...