mc5 - World's Worsest

Start with World's Worst Chat Up Lines, till it wears out then start a new topic.

How exactly does immaculate conception work?

Rosie

What's the birdbath for?

Dujon

I like the sculpture of the diver.

Drew

I like those cushions you kneel on; my wife uses one of those at home...

This place must have cost a packet, I can see your church doesn't believe in that namby-pamby give-all-that-one-hath-to-the-poor nonsense.