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Are those hosts leaded or unleaded?
You hold services in a .... modern building? Well of course one can worship anywhere, but really, isn't this just a group of friends chatting in some meeting room?
(to a female vicar) My dear, I thought you read the service very well, but I bet you can't wait until they appoint someone to the vacancy. When's he arriving?
Can I go and play with Quasimodo in the belfry?
You look tired - take a pew.
Who on earth did the decorating in here? Those window treatments ... ugh!
[In a mosque] Stoning any adulterers today?
How exactly does immaculate conception work?
What's the birdbath for?
I like the sculpture of the diver.
I like those cushions you kneel on; my wife uses one of those at home...
This place must have cost a packet, I can see your church doesn't believe in that namby-pamby give-all-that-one-hath-to-the-poor nonsense.
Personally I prefer Scandinavian Death Metal. Have you got a light?
You say that's the blood of Christ in that chalise? Is this a church or Dracula's castle?
You must let me contribute something to your organ refurbishment fund! Mm? Tuned last week?
Nah, I wouldn't want to join any religion that would have me as a member...
I loved the Messiaen at the end. Oh, that was meant to be Bach?
(At a Zen temple) What are all these people just sitting around for? Didn't the preacher show up?
The Sermon on the Mount speechifying stuff you talked about was okay, I guess. But the bit about the loaves and fishes was really cool, man!
That was a riot! You don't actually believe any of that stuff, do you?
It was so nice and thoughtful of you to pass me that dish with all the money in it during the service. It will make a most wonderful addition to my coin and banknote collection back home in Thailand.
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