mc5 - World's Worsest

[Raak] I've long campaigned for a White Middle-class European Male Awareness Week..

[rab] That reminds me of the Onion headline at the beginning of November: "White History Year Resumes"

Our first guest is Wangari Muta Maathai.

You were born in Nyeri, Kenya, East Africa in 1940 and became the first woman in East and Central Africa to earn a doctorate degree. Since then you have become internationally recognized for your persistent struggle for democracy, human rights and environmental conservation. You have addressed the United Nations on several occasions and spoken on behalf of women at special sessions of the General Assembly for the five-year review of the 1992 Earth Summit. In 2004 you were awarded the Nobel peace Prize for your contribution to sustainable development, democracy and peace.

Welcome to Woman’s Hour Wangari. Now tell me, Kenya is a very hot country. What kind of hat do you wear in the summer?

Projoy

Now we have Sir Randolph Jones to give a talk explaining Gordon Brown's budget the special simplified ladies' language.

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Good-evening-ladies. Now-for-the WEATHER. The WEATHER. It-will-be-a-SUNNY-day. A-SUNNY-day. This-means-it-is-a-good-time-to-HANG-YOUR-WASHING. HANG-YOUR-WASHING.