mc5 - World's Worsest

'Go to the banks of the great grey-green, greasy Limpopo River, all set about with fever-trees, and find out.'

Kiddie Fiddler? Yes, that was Vanessa Mae as a child.

Let me read you an inspiring bedtime story about a famous inventor. No, not Edison or Watt. I'm talking about Joseph Guillotine.

"Hey, very stylish girl. I love the way the colour of your shoes matches your teeth" (Green)

Okay, okay, one more story. This one's by a sweet old man called Lovecraft.

Excellent. Now for

Worst things to say to your boss

B*gger off

Raak

You want me to do what? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

What's that in English?

widey

Your daughters a bit of alright!

gabrielized

Now I know you're insane.

You know full well that you can't afford to sack me.

I bet if I flicked you with a wet towel you'd make a noise worth recording...