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Worst things to say to your boss


B*gger off
You want me to do what? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What's that in English?
Your daughters a bit of alright!
Now I know you're insane.
You know full well that you can't afford to sack me.
I bet if I flicked you with a wet towel you'd make a noise worth recording...
I know why you asked me to this meeting. So shall we do it on your desk or do you want to find a hotel for a couple of hours?
Yes, I have erred. I was responsible for the failure of the project. But I can take what's coming to me like a man. Here is the cane, hold on while I lower my trousers.
Actually, that's a surprisingly clever idea.
Well, excuse me, who are you to tell me what to do?
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