mc5 - World's Worsest

Do you want to see my Michael Jackson impression?

You'll never learn the sousaphone if you can't even hold it properly.

Do you recall the defective bicycle your parents returned to walmart last christmas? Well, I hate to be the one to tell you but, when your parents get back from the hospital with your new baby brother, he is going to be your replacement. You are being returned to the factory.

Boolbar

Now try a 180 degree handbrake turn.

Bob the dog

You must never use a kitchen knife for cutting up worms and caterpillars! We have blunt ended scissors for that.

irach

Earthworms are fun to eat. They're just like spaghetti.

Bob the dog

'Go to the banks of the great grey-green, greasy Limpopo River, all set about with fever-trees, and find out.'

Botherer

Kiddie Fiddler? Yes, that was Vanessa Mae as a child.

RedSnapper

Let me read you an inspiring bedtime story about a famous inventor. No, not Edison or Watt. I'm talking about Joseph Guillotine.

widey

"Hey, very stylish girl. I love the way the colour of your shoes matches your teeth" (Green)

Juxtapose

Okay, okay, one more story. This one's by a sweet old man called Lovecraft.

Breadmaster

Excellent. Now for

Worst things to say to your boss

Raak

B*gger off

Raak

You want me to do what? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Rosie

What's that in English?

widey

Your daughters a bit of alright!

gabrielized

Now I know you're insane.

Dujon

You know full well that you can't afford to sack me.

Juxtapose

I bet if I flicked you with a wet towel you'd make a noise worth recording...

Projoy

I know why you asked me to this meeting. So shall we do it on your desk or do you want to find a hotel for a couple of hours?

Projoy

Yes, I have erred. I was responsible for the failure of the project. But I can take what's coming to me like a man. Here is the cane, hold on while I lower my trousers.