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World's Worsest
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Start with World's Worst Chat Up Lines, till it wears out then start a new topic.
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Your dad and your mum have SEX!! Eurgh! I've seen them!! Many times!
Your mother told me that her first divorce was your fault.
I know some good words to say when you're angry with something or someone...
Wow! Pocket aces! Everyone! She's got pocket aces!
In bold... harumph....
Would you like a cold beer?
Sure your grandma bakes you nice cookies and cupcakes. But that's just to fatten you up, you see. She's actually Hansel and Gretel's witch in disguise.
Here, read this copy of Leviticus and take these doves and sacrificial instruments to your mother whenever she seems in a bad mood this month.
Why not give the goldfish a cuddle?
Do you think your little sister will fit in the washing machine?
Hello I'm Plump
The tooth-fairy is a no-good racketeer- a very bad lady. She leaves you just 25p for your tooth and then goes and sells it for two whole pounds. And Santa Claus, ho ho, could I tell you a thing or two about that guy!
We could surprise mummy by putting the television on ebay. Shall we try it?
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