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World's Worsest
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Start with World's Worst Chat Up Lines, till it wears out then start a new topic.
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In bold... harumph....
Would you like a cold beer?
Sure your grandma bakes you nice cookies and cupcakes. But that's just to fatten you up, you see. She's actually Hansel and Gretel's witch in disguise.
Here, read this copy of Leviticus and take these doves and sacrificial instruments to your mother whenever she seems in a bad mood this month.
Why not give the goldfish a cuddle?
Do you think your little sister will fit in the washing machine?
Hello I'm Plump
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