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World's Worsest
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Start with World's Worst Chat Up Lines, till it wears out then start a new topic.
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and if you don't like those I have some BAD pickup lines.
What's this I hear that you used to be a man?
You're really a man, aren't you? I can always tell.
...and this one is a photo of me and my goat skinny dipping in the moonlight ... and this one is just the two of us at disneyland .... and this one....
Do you know, you're the very image of my mother when she was your age?
Come to think of it, you're the very image of my mother right now.
Are you a commie? Cos you've gone all red.
Excuse the gurgling, its just my colostomy bag.
Have you ever seen a man severely lacerate his own face for no reason?
So if Chewbacca and Worf had a fight, which one do you think would win?
I'm a firm believer that showering more than once a week is both unecessary, and yes, harmful.
You. Me. Now.
You Monica. Me Billy Clinton
You could come back and have a go on my trombone. It's got a very mellow sound because it's a big bore.
Have you ever done it in a bathtub filled to the brim with naked mole rats?
So what's your opinion of speed cameras?
Hi. I'm an economist.
Which is the best out of Episode I and Episode VI?
There were a Human, a Romulan, a Ferengi, an Elassian, and a Klingon...
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