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World's Worsest
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Start with World's Worst Chat Up Lines, till it wears out then start a new topic.
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and if you don't like those I have some BAD pickup lines.
What's this I hear that you used to be a man?
You're really a man, aren't you? I can always tell.
...and this one is a photo of me and my goat skinny dipping in the moonlight ... and this one is just the two of us at disneyland .... and this one....
Do you know, you're the very image of my mother when she was your age?
Come to think of it, you're the very image of my mother right now.
Are you a commie? Cos you've gone all red.
Excuse the gurgling, its just my colostomy bag.
Have you ever seen a man severely lacerate his own face for no reason?
So if Chewbacca and Worf had a fight, which one do you think would win?
I'm a firm believer that showering more than once a week is both unecessary, and yes, harmful.
You. Me. Now.
You Monica. Me Billy Clinton
You could come back and have a go on my trombone. It's got a very mellow sound because it's a big bore.
Have you ever done it in a bathtub filled to the brim with naked mole rats?
So what's your opinion of speed cameras?
Hi. I'm an economist.
Which is the best out of Episode I and Episode VI?
There were a Human, a Romulan, a Ferengi, an Elassian, and a Klingon...
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
Your wife, is she interested in... photography? Eh?
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