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I don't think I've 'ad you before, 'ave I?
What a gorgeous dress, it really does suit you. Would you mind standing up for a moment so that I can see whether or not your bum looks big in it?
Would you like a wormdo?
They say that flat chests are hereditary.
I have this table booked for two at a wonderful little restaurant, but I'm sure they could squeeze you in as well.
I work in IT.
Have you ever tried wolfbagging?
[Botherer] I had to look that up. As was observed in the blog where I foundm a definition, it's something vegetarians can't do. And it occurs to me that Jews wouldn't be able to either. Well, well, well.
Rejoice, for I have chosen you.
I have two tickets to a star trek convention. If you are interested I could get a third, I'm sure mother won't mind ....
[Simons Mith] Unless, of course, they were the wolfbagger, rather than the wolfbaggee... The fact that anyone would want to, though, disturbed me enough.
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