mc5 - World's Worsest

Wow! Are they real?

I hope you've brought your wallet.
[Raak] Nice work - been going through your DW video collection? :-)

[UK] Just long years of watching it.
The whole planet gets destroyed tomorrow. How about we make the best of tonight?

Software

Did I tell you that I collect dead spiders?

Breadmaster

What's it got in its pocketses?

Robin

Your resemblance to Ann Widdecombe is just uncanny.

Botherer

Do you like trains?

Raak

I prefer sentient beings, but I suppose you're the nearest this godforsaken planet gets to that. BTW, that was a compliment.

Anthrax Whirl

I don't think I've 'ad you before, 'ave I?

Dujon

What a gorgeous dress, it really does suit you. Would you mind standing up for a moment so that I can see whether or not your bum looks big in it?

Juxtapose

Would you like a wormdo?

Software

They say that flat chests are hereditary.

ImNotJohn

I have this table booked for two at a wonderful little restaurant, but I'm sure they could squeeze you in as well.

Raak

I work in IT.

Botherer

Have you ever tried wolfbagging?

Simons Mith

[Botherer] I had to look that up. As was observed in the blog where I foundm a definition, it's something vegetarians can't do. And it occurs to me that Jews wouldn't be able to either. Well, well, well.

Raak

Rejoice, for I have chosen you.

Norman

I have two tickets to a star trek convention. If you are interested I could get a third, I'm sure mother won't mind ....

Botherer

[Simons Mith] Unless, of course, they were the wolfbagger, rather than the wolfbaggee... The fact that anyone would want to, though, disturbed me enough.