The count has been counted, Returning Officers have returned, and party rosettes have been trampled underfoot in the Town Hall Chamber at the end of election night. Get your glad rags on for the Local Party Election Victory Ball at the Town Hall Ballroom, 7.30pm for 8pm, black tie, carriages at midnight. But there are bound to be one or two late-comers...
And the Blossom's other daughter Cherie now makes her grand entrance together with her friends, the prim Rose, Mr.Green- Ari, Mr. Eric Ation, and her little doggy pet Eunia
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the annual dinner of Mornington General Hospital Staff. May I present Dr. Otto L'Aryngeal, Dr. and Mrs Agnosis and their lovely daughter Di, followed very close on their heels by our chief of gastroenterology Dr. Hart-Burns and nurse Miss Ivy Lyon.
Next, the consultant Mr O'Rhea, his lovely wife Di, their guest Mr Sovflu and his naughty wife, the very bad Kay. Oh! And look! That's Guy Nacologist trying to get in with his Czech friend Dr Tologist (I believe his first name is Procz). They're sneaking in the rear entrance.
And here's our resident rheumatologist Dr. Art Rhitis, our hepatologist Dr.Billy Rubin and our microbiological pathologist Ms.Paris Itic, accompanied by Mrs. Biotic, her Auntie.
Ah, and visiting from Seoul as guest physician is the bowel specialist, Dr. En Yee Ma together with our own intestinal genius, Dr. Cole N. O'Scope; here comes our ophthalmological team of Dr. Iris D'Ilation and Dr. Rhett, his wife Tina, and of course our beloved ER nurse Emma Gency.
Arriving now are our haematologist, Dr. Ann Emia our cardiology team of Dr. Cora Nary and Dr. Ed Ema and our plastic surgeons Dr. Tom E. Tuck and Dr. Mai Noo Chin.
And now it is indeed my pleasure to announce the arrival of a rather large group: our neurologists Dr. Al Zheimer and Dr. Lev O'Dopa, our virologists Herb S. Zoster and Ruby Ola, hepatologist Dr. John Diss, a visting urologist from the Osaka Medial Centre in Japan, Dr. Yurinari, and our tropical medicine expert, Dr. Lepp accompanied by his charming wife Rosy.
And here's our addiction counseler Nick O'Tine, our pulmonologist Dr. Emma Physema, followed by one of our endocrinologists Dr. Abetes and his wife Di.
Please welcome Dr. C. Phyllis Tester - our VD specialist, our special Hypertension Clinic nurse Di Astole. And yes, she normally puts everyone to sleep, but tonight she's the life of the party - Dr. Anne Esthesia, accompanied by her beau Dr. Al Lergies.
Ah, I see that our oncolgists have now arrived. Please welcome Dr. Luke Emia (who due to devotion to duty has come in later and separately from his aforementioned wife Ann), Dr. Liam Phoma and Dr. Carson Omar.
Ah, now joining Dr. and Mrs. Lepp is their charming yet quite orthodox daughter Rosie, arriving together with Dr. Salmon and his lovely wife Ella, and Dr. and Mrs. Sentry and their young daughter Dee.
Now arrving, from the hospital's blood bank, nurse Ms. Phlebo and her little boy Tommy and from our seniors' clinic Dr. Atric and her husband of many years, Jerry.
Our Inherited Diseases department is represented now by the arrival of Dr. Etics and her husband Gene and Dr. O'Type and her spouse Cary. From our Hearing Loss clinic, here is Ms. O'Logist and her son Audie and from our Clinical Laboratory, Dr. Hology accompanied by his dear wife Pat.
Our other gastroenterologist is here- please welcome Dr. Ostomy and her husband Cole, and here from our Physical Therapy and Rehabilaiitation division is Mrs. Walker, followed by Mrs. Ficiallimb and her husband Artie.
And the prolific textbook author, Don Tist[you may want to read it twice... I didn't get it the first time. I think I'll go and get myself some help; I was recommended a good shrink- someone Kiatrist... anyone heard of him?]
Now arriving, other members of our Dermatology section, Dr. Anoma and her boyfriend Mel and Dr. Loma with his wife Condaleeza- that Condy to us all. And here comes radiologist Dr. Umscan, visibly irridescent as always, accompanied by her husband Barry.
Our addiction counseler, Ms. Coholic has now arrived, dizzy in love with her beau Al; here's neurologist Cialtic with lovely wife Fay , here's cardiovascular technician Mr. O'Gram with his wife Angie and brain surgeon Dr. Bellum with his better half Sarah.
Oh, and who have we here - from our male fertility clinic, please welcome Dr. Tile-Dysfunction and her husband Eric and arriving, not prematurely, I might add, Dr. Ulation and her boyfriend E. Jack.
And here's a large mixed bag of dinner guests arriving together- the Pectoris twin sister nurses, Ann and Gina, infectious disease physician Dr. Tulism and his wife Bo, from our eating disorders clinic Dr. Tatory and her husband Gus, our oral surgeon Dr. Vitis and his lovely daughter Ginger and orthopaedic surgeon Dr. Merus with her husband Hugh.
And here is ENT physician, Dr. Ingitis and her husband Larry- they'll be singing a lovely duet for us later this evening; endocrinologist and hormonal disorder specialist Dr. Naecomastia and her well-endowed husband Guy and perky intravenous line specialist nurse Ms. Phylline accompanied by her husband Theo.
At last from Infectious Diseases, the Italian Head of Department Prof. Rologi and his lovely wife Vi together with Swiss specialist Dr. T.A.Giess and his partner Con.
Now arriving, our fungal diseases specialist, Dr. Osis and her husband Mike, our abdominal surgeon Dr. Toneum and her little boy Perry, the unsurpassed expert in medical tube insertions, Dr. Terise and his slender bride Cathy, our expert in hot flashes Dr. Piration and her husband Percy and our medical microbiologist Dr. Ylococcus and his wife Steph.
Please now welcome orthopaedic surgeon Dr. O'Scopic and her husband Arthur, gynaecologist Dr. Ectomy and his lovely wife Hesther, obstetrician Dr. Livery and his wife Dee, nurse Inedrip and her husband Sal, plastic surgeon Dr. Onstructive and her fiance Rick and finally, coroner Dr. Bund and her husband Maury.
Here now is paediatric infectious diseases specialist Dr. Ingcough and his celebrity lady guest Whoopi , gastroenterologists Dr. Ispepsia arriving with his wife Dee, and Dr. Imentary and her husband Al - and now here come emergency room doctor Dr.Sbleed and her hubby Noah.
Please welcome our osteopath, Dr. Pulates and her husband Manny, our facial surgeon specialist in fixing broken jaws, Dr. Bular and his wife Mandy and from our eating disorders clinic Dr. O'Rexia and his very slim fiancee Ann.
From our drug abuse intervention clinic, here comes Dr. Lucinate and her husband Hal, from our mental health division please welcome Dr. Lirium and his wife Dee, nurse Ancholy and her husband Mel, and interventional psychologist Dr. Icidal with his wife Sue.
Our malnutritional diseases expert Dr. Etts has now arrived together with son Rick; here's neurologists Dr. Tonin and his wife Sarah and Dr. Ium and her husband Val, and from our cardiology unit, Dr. Esterol and her husband Cole.
And, what infectious smiles they have - her come Dr. Thrax and his lovely wife Ann, and Dr. Ellosis and her husband Bruce from our Communicable Diseases unit; now please join me in wecoming Dr.Major and her husband Sir Jerry.
Here now, from the STD clinic is Dr. Talherpes and his wife Jenny, from our Virology division Dr. Io nd her husband Paul and from our Gender Identity clinic Dr. Phrodite and his lovely fiancee Irma.
Please give a rousing welcome to staff from our Psychiatric Clinic- Dr. Alomania and his wife Meg arriving together with Dr. Trophobia and her husband Claus and Dr. Lusions-O'Grandeur with his lovely wife Dee.
From our medical imaging department here come technician Mrs. O'Gram and her son; from our teaching laboratory, Dr. Tomical and his wife Anna, and ah, moving rapidly towards Dr. Sentry and his wife Dee who have been her a while, is parasitic disease expert Dr. Bic and his lovely wife Amy.
Ah, here come our Far East visitors -they've travelled all the way from Siam, welcome please Mr. Thai and his lovely wife Mai and from Japan Mr. Kaze and his lovely wife Kami.
Now arriving, Mr. Orum and his lady Peg, and Mrs. Schott-Ovodka with her husband Hugh G.; they're talking to the hosts of tonight's ball, Mrs. Cohol and her husband Al and Mr. Verage and his lovely wife Bev.
They're the party poopers, but please welcome anyway, our uninvited guests, Mrs. Taler and her fiance Tito and Mrs. Ered-Downedrinks and her husband Walt
Adding some spice and flavour to tonight's event, here come Mrs. Buca and her husband Sam, Mr. Gelico and his wife Fran and Mr. Schino accompanied by his wife Mara.
Please put your hands together to welcome Mrs Ot and her husband Merle, and Ms. Jolais who's here with her beau. Here now come Mrs. Ihana-Sake and her husband Ben.
Here come the Steins and their tall daughter Beersheba, known to us all as just Beer; let's drink to their health and that of our other arriving guests , Mr. Zeltov and his Ma.
Here, making a clandestine entry, are Mr. Shine and his lovely wife Mona, followed by Mr. Sotted and his wife Bea and Mrs. Lated and her pet chihuahua Pixie.
Yeeeeeha! Joining the fun and coming in dancing an Appalachian barn-stomp are Ms. Tryhooch and her man (and also her first cousin), Conrad, that's Con to those of us who know him (and his still in the backwoods) quite well.
Please now welcome Ms. Bristolcream hand-in-hand with someone, whose hand is it she's holding? Oh yes, it's her brother Harvey's; and now here comes Mrs.Ishwhisky with her husband Ira.
Here's Ms. Ness with her fiancee from Marseilles Guy; followed by Mrs. Aner-Dunkelweisse and her husband Paul and from Quebec here come Mr.Sonlager and his wife Molly, affectionately known as Mol.
Maybe it's time for a new set? How about Late Arrivals to the Shakespeare Enthusiasts' Garden Soiree? Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to our annual garden party felicitating the Bard of Avon! I am pleased to announce the arrival of Mrs. Ornottobe hand-in-hand with her little boy Toby, followed by her daughter Beth and husband Mac.
Now arriving, Ms. Morelovely and Ms.Moretemperate with their mutual friend Art and here's Mrs. Lock and her little daughter, oh she's so shy, as is Mrs. Budsofmay's little darling - they too have just walked in.
From Italy, please welcome Ms. Ofverona who's accompanied by two gentlemen, and now here come Mr. Tonio with his wife Ann, and his good friend Mr. Anio who's here with his wife Bess.
Now let's give a well proportioned welcome to Mr. Sureformeasure and his wife May , Mrs. Net who's accompanied by her son and Mrs. Zabethan and her husband Eli.