mc5 - Coming In During Dinner

The count has been counted, Returning Officers have returned, and party rosettes have been trampled underfoot in the Town Hall Chamber at the end of election night.
Get your glad rags on for the Local Party Election Victory Ball at the Town Hall Ballroom, 7.30pm for 8pm, black tie, carriages at midnight. But there are bound to be one or two late-comers...

irach

Please welcome Mrs. Ingdom-Forahorse and her husband Mike.

Dandalf

And now, sure to make a big splash - Mrs Turd and her husband Richard D.

irach

And now, scaling the wall to get here, are Ms. Amusandthisbe and her lover boy Pierre.

RedSnapper

Now let's give a well proportioned welcome to Mr. Sureformeasure and his wife May , Mrs. Net who's accompanied by her son and Mrs. Zabethan and her husband Eli.

Dandalf

Please welcome, on my left Mrs Gue and her husband Monty, and on my right Mrs Pulet with her consort Charles Anthony, known to all as C.A.