mc5 - Coming In During Dinner

The count has been counted, Returning Officers have returned, and party rosettes have been trampled underfoot in the Town Hall Chamber at the end of election night.
Get your glad rags on for the Local Party Election Victory Ball at the Town Hall Ballroom, 7.30pm for 8pm, black tie, carriages at midnight. But there are bound to be one or two late-comers...

RedSnapper

A hearty welcome now to our brain surgeon Dr. Neurysm and his lovely wife Ann and our scalp disorders specialist Dr. Druff and her husband Dan.

Knobbly

and please welcome Dr. Diarmuid Itis and his girlfriend Em Olient... She's all over him; they should get a room.

Knobbly

And the prolific textbook author, Don Tist [you may want to read it twice... I didn't get it the first time. I think I'll go and get myself some help; I was recommended a good shrink- someone Kiatrist... anyone heard of him?]

Botherer

[Knobbly] the Author, Si?

irach

Now arriving, other members of our Dermatology section, Dr. Anoma and her boyfriend Mel and Dr. Loma with his wife Condaleeza- that Condy to us all. And here comes radiologist Dr. Umscan, visibly irridescent as always, accompanied by her husband Barry.