mc5 - AVMA Take 2

Yes, it's another round of that classic guessing game - Animal, Vegetable, Mineral, Abstract [or any combination thereof]. This effort - '03/'04 should address any queries, but then again, may just serve to confuse and baffle which some might say is the point of the game. Patience, integrity and a decent search engine may be useful ....

CdM

New Mexico? No. (*a little audience laughter, not so much for the question as for the questioner*)

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[KS] Entirely friendly laughter, I promise. :)

Superman

If a wall were built between the US and Mexico, would this city be on the side closer to Canada?

Dujon

It wouldn't happen to be Lake Charles, would it? The city, I mean, not the AOTC.

CdM

Closer to Canada? Yes.
Lake Charles? No. (*more applause*)

Bismarck

Recap

City in the US lower 48, on a river but not on an island, south of 40°N, not in a state starting with a vowel nor in New Mexico nor in Texas, does not begin with 'P', is not named after a person nor in Spanish nor a version of an existing British town, but the name is vaguely geographical and there are songs about it. It also possesses no team in any major US league of sporting mayhem, but has a specific reason for CdM to pick it.