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You know you're getting old when.......
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As life moves on there are signs which tell us, without any chance of doubt, that we are getting older, going downhill, coming off the final bend or generally ready to turn off the lights, lock the door and depart gracefully. What is/are your particular tell-tale symptoms?
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Your reflection in the mirror resembles the Plasticine (or Playdoh to the Yanks) human figures you made in Kindergaten class
"Whats that ye say, dearie........yes.....yessss......it is getting cold in here."
You stay up at night deciding whether you should talk about your lumbago or your arthritis with your friends at tomorrow's bridge game
Your back goes out more than you do. Ouch.
You stop feeling seventeen.
You stop feeling seventeen-year-olds. oblig
You stop feeling.
You stop and forget why you've stopped
Life in the slow lane seems pretty fast to you.
You realise you'll never do the things you always thought of trying some time.
You stop to think ... and forget to start again.
You think you had, but you hadn't
You die.
You look for the latest news of your friends in the death announcements column of the local paper.
You are surprised each morning not to find your own name in the obituary columns of the local newspaper
... it's all gone dark and quiet and cold. Or is that marriage?
Or even, ... its all gone dark and quiet and cold. Or is that marriage?
*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for rab*
Not only a completely unguessable winning move, but one with a apostrophical error. Grrr.
...you return to find that the game has ended.
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