mc5 - So the Danish guy dies

Well, we've all seen those promising trailers that make the worst films seem like the next Oscar winner - how about writing a description that makes a classic sound absolutely dire? e.g. So there's this teenager and he hates his mother and his stepdad and there's loads of drugs and gore and they all die. Only better, hopefully. And without Mel Gibson.

Chalky

The Sound of Music

The singing nanny demonstrates a deft touch for childcare and gets off with the baronet.

nights

Alien 3

Sigourney Weaver gets a haircut, everyone runs about for a bit, then Sigourney Weaver dies. Warning: contains scenes involving Charles Dance.

Bob the dog

Koyaanisqatsi

[With apologies to Raak] An exultant celebration of nature vv the pits of Western civilisation.

Darren

Koyaanisqatsi

[with apologies to Raak and Bob] A bunch of disjointed images with music to match.

Darren

The Naked Gun

Frank Drebin attempts to prevent the assassination of the Queen using all the skill, subtlety and ingenuity of the real-life police force. The main clue that it's a comedy is that he succeeds.