mc5 - So the Danish guy dies

Well, we've all seen those promising trailers that make the worst films seem like the next Oscar winner - how about writing a description that makes a classic sound absolutely dire? e.g. So there's this teenager and he hates his mother and his stepdad and there's loads of drugs and gore and they all die. Only better, hopefully. And without Mel Gibson.

Bob the dog

Koyaanisqatsi

[With apologies to Raak] An exultant celebration of nature vv the pits of Western civilisation.

Darren

Koyaanisqatsi

[with apologies to Raak and Bob] A bunch of disjointed images with music to match.

Darren

The Naked Gun

Frank Drebin attempts to prevent the assassination of the Queen using all the skill, subtlety and ingenuity of the real-life police force. The main clue that it's a comedy is that he succeeds.

Robin

The Third Man

Black and white film, dodgy camera work, cheap backing music (a guy playing a zither - can you believe it?). Oh, and the leading man does't appear until an hour into the film. All the hallmarks of a cheap B-movie, I think you'll agree.

Boolbar

Apollo 13

Some astronauts don't die.