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So the Danish guy dies
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Well, we've all seen those promising trailers that make the worst films seem like the next Oscar winner - how about writing a description that makes a classic sound absolutely dire? e.g. So there's this teenager and he hates his mother and his stepdad and there's loads of drugs and gore and they all die. Only better, hopefully. And without Mel Gibson.
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The great escape
A lot of people get out of a Nazi prison camp, but most of them get caught.
Entrapment
Two unlikely halves of a pair spend 120 minutes getting eachother exactly where they each want to be. One stunning lycra moment not to be missed
Dr Zhivago
Billed as a love story, but it's too cold for anyone to get their clothes off.
Zulu
Chirpy Redcoats shoot lots of black tribesmen.
Dr Strangelove
Lots of people, many of whom look like Peter Sellers, fail to prevent the end of the world.
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