mc5 - Regurgitated Cheddars

a [KagomeShuko and Giertrud] In case no-one has taken the trouble to do so, I welcome you as recent arrivals to the Morningverse. You will find its population, for the most part, a friendly, bad-tempered, erudite, crass, tolerant, narrow, thoughtful, capricious and generally humourous bunch (ahem...). As long as you can avoid bad taste, bad grammar, bad scansion, bad HTML and Rosie's occasional maifestations of lugubriousness, you'll fit in perfectly.

Rosie

protocols (Kim) Lugubrious? I hardly recognise myself. Plenty of other faults, of course.:-)

Raak

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following

lazily

chamberlain,

obese

grossly

a

with

intercourse

feigning

clumsily

yet

exuberantly

bishops

Portly

awkward.

somewhat

...er...

was

flatulence

resulting

the

occasion

documented

only

Queen's

During

lead. Last one doesn't make sense.

or

gold

used

only

he

metallurgy,

in

while

silver

polished

used

never

Washington

George

although

alchemy,

Jeffersonian

characteristically

KagomeShuko

Most

Rosie

saw. Yet another one bites the dust.

ever

I

dustiest

the

was

carillon

Her

lightning. At least that last one made sense.

by

struck

twice

been

have

nakers

whose (Raak) Did you mean nackers or knackers, even?

Raak

[Rosie] Nakers

KagomeShuko

band

Rosie

-style (Raak) Very well, then. :-)

techno

disrespected

a

Glutz,

and

Pistols

Sex

see

to

tickets

some

away

spirited

quietly

and

swiftly

I

lunchtime

standard

bog

my

During

pranksters.

merry

aforementioned

the

by

hornswoggled

inevitably

was

Parliament

Swiss

naïve

the

when

occasion

infamous

that

recalling

warned,

previously

been

should've

they

that

certain

uncompromisingly

stating

began

minister

The

onomatopoeic.

isn't

"Bucket"

issue.

big

the

avoiding

staidly

but

discretely

sidestepping,

scorecard

the

destroying

is

amphibian

An - comma beware

double-entendre.

a less is more

clearly

was

host

former

the

that

insinuated

Toksvig Can't see this ever making much sense.

although

conundrum,

birthday

a

solved (Rosie) sorry - perhaps my 'ending' was a little ambitious

Rosie

fortuitously (Spangle) Not at all; v good possibilities there. It's KS's host that's f***** it.

Tuj

contestant [Rosie] I think Softers' "that" put the nail in it, as "used by the former host..." could have saved it

last

the

when

apparent

became

sexism

rampant

Holness's

Sicilian.

a

by

finished

and

Genovese

a

by oblig.

stuffed

moose

gigantic

a

produced

, he

surprise

mafioso's

the

With Tuj's submission made this one odd to continue, IMO

irach

malfunctioned. [KS] You could have used "To" instead of "With" to make more sense out of it...

had

really

wardrobe

her

but

Godiva,

Lady forced

latter-day

this

saw

then

and

binoculars

through

peered

he

nature

observing

peacefully

Whilst

implants.

uranium

unstable

of

insertion

botched

experiment,

last

the

bungled

must've

professor

mad

the

wrought,

recklessly

and

written

carelessly

so

were

manuals

Because

charismatic.

uncharacteristically

yet

professional

waxed

(forgot to bold and could not see the whoops...sorry!)

and

Brazilian,

svelte

impossibly

and

tanned

the

kissed

eventually

He

permanently.

entombed

found

Pharaoh

Phony

Hidden text

Mr Harrods, Mr Fulham

the

which

scarabs,

missing

seventeen

misplaced

carelessly

but

Nefertiti,

bribe

to

tried

relentlessly

and

writhed

Jones

Inigo

last.

at

job

this

leave

to

glad

am

I In fact I am. It has stopped being fun, so there.

Rosie

pieces. (Softers) Shurely your job wasn't meant to be fun, from what I gather, maybe erroneously.

infinitesimal

many

into

broke

heart lol

her [Rosie] Not in the comic sense, perhaps, but new management and office politics killed it for me. So now I am in line with you as a gentleman of leisure.

Raak

but

Rosie

sound (Softers) You (and I) can now safely poke fun at the bollock-mongers we once had to endure.

no

made

she

lost