mc5 - Regurgitated Cheddars

a [KagomeShuko and Giertrud] In case no-one has taken the trouble to do so, I welcome you as recent arrivals to the Morningverse. You will find its population, for the most part, a friendly, bad-tempered, erudite, crass, tolerant, narrow, thoughtful, capricious and generally humourous bunch (ahem...). As long as you can avoid bad taste, bad grammar, bad scansion, bad HTML and Rosie's occasional maifestations of lugubriousness, you'll fit in perfectly.

Rosie

protocols (Kim) Lugubrious? I hardly recognise myself. Plenty of other faults, of course.:-)

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her [Rosie] Not in the comic sense, perhaps, but new management and office politics killed it for me. So now I am in line with you as a gentleman of leisure.

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nonsense.

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Kim

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Kim

"kindly Julia's indubitably hearty greeting, finally elicit dubious citations before alphabetisation." I think it's broken. Anyone fancy trying to fix it, or shall we kill it off?

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I'm struggling with the grammar and pronouns here.

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Accepting

Raak

[Chalky] Your iron rebar has saved the crumbling concrete syntax from collapse!

Kim

collapse!

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