mc5 - So the Danish guy dies

Well, we've all seen those promising trailers that make the worst films seem like the next Oscar winner - how about writing a description that makes a classic sound absolutely dire? e.g. So there's this teenager and he hates his mother and his stepdad and there's loads of drugs and gore and they all die. Only better, hopefully. And without Mel Gibson.

Botherer

A bout, my boy?

Rocky challenges his son.

Projoy

A bout de souffle

Oh, probably about cooking and stuff, I expect.

Botherer

Mulholland Drive

Don't ask me...

nights

The Lost Highway

uhm... it's got some good music in it...

Projoy

All About Eve

For some reason, they forgot to put Adam into the script. Coh, feminists.

Raak

Hamlet

The characters all quote old plays at each other. Then they die.

Bif

Easy Rider

Two stoners deal heroin to raise cash they then use to buy flash motorbikes during opening credits, then set off to look for America. Unfortunately, they find it.

Projoy

Richard III

Evil usurping uncle after achieving the throne by murder is destablised by a theatrical vision. Lots of fighting, but less peple die in this happy variation on Macbeth and Hamlet.

Darren

Hamlet

Hamlet. Says it all.

Darren

So there's this teenager and he hates his mother and his stepdad and there's loads of drugs and gore and they all die.

Darren

So the Danish guy dies

Please pardon my attempts to beat Projoy to ending this game.

Uncle Korky

Not Danish but Aussie

So, could it be that whilst Sir Laurence Olivier and Kenneth Branagh fail to make the grade, the required Shakesperian corpse is, in fact, Mel Gibson?

Audience

None

*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Uncle Korky*

Uncle Korky

I have no shame...

snorgle

;)

Indeed you don't!

Kim

Rear Window

Gripping story about a man who spends all his time staring out of the window.

Kim