mc5 - So the Danish guy dies

Well, we've all seen those promising trailers that make the worst films seem like the next Oscar winner - how about writing a description that makes a classic sound absolutely dire? e.g. So there's this teenager and he hates his mother and his stepdad and there's loads of drugs and gore and they all die. Only better, hopefully. And without Mel Gibson.

Darren

Hamlet

Hamlet. Says it all.

Darren

So there's this teenager and he hates his mother and his stepdad and there's loads of drugs and gore and they all die.

Darren

So the Danish guy dies

Please pardon my attempts to beat Projoy to ending this game.

Uncle Korky

Not Danish but Aussie

So, could it be that whilst Sir Laurence Olivier and Kenneth Branagh fail to make the grade, the required Shakesperian corpse is, in fact, Mel Gibson?

Audience

None

*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Uncle Korky*