Hahaha! Too late, Senor Inkspot! Already my crack division have cracked something of yours at Pinner, having infiltrated the secret passage from Hainault.
Suckers! My last move dragged you all in, leaving us to take control of those secret passages from Hainault and move wherever we want! Oxford Circus! No, wait... oh... harumph.
*crackle* Inkspot, Inksport, come in Inkspot....*crackle* Damm! A classic Pinner movement, and we never saw it coming. At least the suspect package has evened up the numbers - I really didn't think Botherer would fall for that. Heading northwest to Wembley Park to link up with Gusset Login's irregulars, and launching a second wave of air-strikes on Westminster.