Hah! I bet you hadn't counted on me playing Acton Central!

Au contraire, mon vieux. Acton information received, we moved a couple of mortar teams to West Acton and East Acton - prepare to be shelled like an oyster! Inkspot] No - it's a trap - remember what starts at Hainault!

Hahaha! Too late, Senor Inkspot! Already my crack division have cracked something of yours at Pinner, having infiltrated the secret passage from Hainault.

Don't worry Iroleguy, I know our opponents of old. Highgate is back in our hands. Wait...no it can't be... but you're...

Suckers! My last move dragged you all in, leaving us to take control of those secret passages from Hainault and move wherever we want! Oxford Circus! No, wait... oh... harumph.