mc5 - Mornington 5-7-5

Mornington Crescent
Can be played in Haiku Form
Let the game commence!

Speaking in hushed tones

I tell the players that it's

A game of two halves.

I'll have to *f*a*r*k*l*e*
While I shoot myself in the
HTML head.

Simons continues
To comment without playing
I move back to Bank

Making a late tilt
At undeserved glory
I essay Bond Street!

(that's "un-de-ser-ved", BTW)