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An old favourite from the Douglas Adams stable, well-known to anyone familiar with Pants MC. The game of giving dictionary definitions to place names. Please define the place provided by the previous player, and then post one of your own.
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A comic jape which involves thrusting the victim's head into the fundament of a horse.

Ploufragan

Corruption of Plough for a Gran, 18th Century Agricultural competition in which first prize was an elderly relative.

Wyre Piddle
Molten plastic found inside overheated electrical equipment.

Bothenhampton

A town-twinning arrangement that absolutely nobody cares about, not even the town councillors who performed the ritual. (From Böthen, a stereotypical name of a small village in Germany, and Hampton, the same in England.)

Abruzzi

A nasty/painful dark mark under the skin.

Medellin

Getting your sticky fingers into the drug trade.

Bovey Tracey

The flamboyant and slightly camp uncle who made a fleeting appearance in the original TV series of Thunderbirds.

Ampleforth

Lancs. dialect Euphemism for an overweight bridge player.

Heckmondwyke
Someone who heckles and, as the Scots would say, has his gas put on a peep by the wit of the performer's response, is said to be heckmondwyke. Etymologically, there is buried in the history of the expression a derogatory reference to oral sex.

Potters Bar

When a snooker player inadvertantly targets the wrong colour, he is said to be suffering from Potters Bar.

Bude
- the mild mental confusion experienced when confronting foreign plumbing for the first time

SANAIGMORE
A "snymer" (to suggest its correct pronunciation) is someone who delights in vexing other people by having a surname that no-one can spell from hearing it.

Mornington

Something that stehvelo's foreign plumbing would struggle with.

Crescent, IO
A sort of curvy shape. Didn't you know tat, Botherer?
*Sharpens axe* Any objections?
Yes. We await your move.
[Tuj] Anyone who sees my wardrobe knows that I know tat.
do it, do it, do it, do it...
Botherer] Frantastic.
*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Tuj*
Boooooo!
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