mc5 - Liff? Don't talk to me about Liff!

An old favourite from the Douglas Adams stable, well-known to anyone familiar with Pants MC. The game of giving dictionary definitions to place names. Please define the place provided by the previous player, and then post one of your own.

Bif

The malicious premature playing of a winning move in a game on a Mornington Crescent server is formerly known as "Esh Winning". The furore this usually causes amongst the other players is informally known as "Esh Whining".

Ystradfelti

Horatio Townsend

Accusation made against a gentleman who has wrapped his legs around a chair and started touching himself

Autobot, borught to you by TujTM

South Wonston

Adjustment

South Wonston

Chalky

South Wonston is quite near where I live and reminds me of stuff I'd rather not be reminded of. Can someone do it - quick - and put another name in there? Please :-)